H.Y.C.Y.BH歌词 歌手Tom Cardy-专辑Artificial Intelligence-单曲《H.Y.C.Y.BH》LRC歌词下载

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy [00:04.455]When my roommate comes into the room [00:05.947]Looking for his car keys [00:08.960]I don't say it yet [00:12.951]And when he gets me off the couch [00:14.198]To check underneath the couch cushions [00:16.953]I don't say it yet, no [00:20.949]And then when he says out loud [00:22.465]"I wonder where my car keys are" [00:25.389]I still don't say it [00:28.895](I still don't say it yet) [00:30.393]But then he asks me [00:32.652]"Do you know where my car keys are" [00:37.146]I look at him in his face and I say [00:39.144]Have you checked your butthole? [00:41.639]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole [00:45.394]I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me [00:46.385]You better check up that butthole [00:47.895]Of course I'm not serious [00:49.898]I don't think it's up inside your big brown business [00:51.894]But a funny thing to say [00:54.654]To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly [00:58.895]When I see the best man start to sweat [01:03.140]I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap) [01:05.639]When I see that little ring bearer cunt [01:07.154]Getting yelled at by his mum [01:10.634]Oh, I still don't say it [01:12.399]When I see the groom asking the vicar [01:14.894]If they can wait just another fifteen minutes [01:18.641]I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da) [01:20.139]And when the father of the bride [01:23.896]Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area [01:26.893]I want to, but I do not say it [01:28.138]It's the eleventh hour [01:30.397]With three-hundred congregates under God's roof [01:31.895]The vicar approaches the mic [01:34.138]And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute [01:35.881]He says that they've misplaced the rings [01:38.138]Could anyone possibly know where they are? [01:39.137]I know it's my time [01:43.394]as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar" [01:44.896]Have you checked your butthole? [01:47.642]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole [01:50.892]I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring? [01:52.136]And by ring, I mean butthole [01:53.888]Love is patient, love is kind [01:56.140]But if you ask me where you can find [01:57.892]Literally anything you've lost before [02:00.394]I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole [02:01.131]"Where's my phone?" [02:02.132]Is it up your butthole? [02:03.134]"I lost my loan," [02:04.140]have you checked up your butthole? [02:05.151]"I'm losing my patience," [02:05.891]check your anus [02:06.882]"Where's your class?" [02:08.139]I think it's stuck up your ass [02:09.636]"I just lost my grandma" [02:10.641]Oh my god, I'm so sorry [02:12.643]"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?" [02:13.888]Of course, my condolences [02:15.638]"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now" [02:19.138]Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for? [02:22.140]"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—" [02:23.895]Have you checked your butthole? [02:26.386]Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole [02:29.640]Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too [02:31.894]Oh, I ****in' got you, butthole [02:33.141]My family hate me [02:37.636]This might be the reason that I've got no close friends [02:38.204]****in' worth it, baby [by:智齿_opsigenes_] [00:04.455] [00:05.947] [00:08.960] [00:12.951] [00:14.198] [00:16.953] [00:20.949] [00:22.465] [00:25.389] [00:28.895] [00:30.393] [00:32.652] [00:37.146] [00:39.144] [00:41.639] [00:45.394] [00:46.385] [00:47.895] [00:49.898] [00:51.894] [00:54.654] [00:58.895] [01:03.140] [01:05.639] [01:07.154] [01:10.634] [01:12.399] [01:14.894] [01:18.641] [01:20.139] [01:23.896] [01:26.893] [01:28.138] [01:30.397] [01:31.895] [01:34.138] [01:35.881] [01:38.138] [01:39.137] [01:43.394] [01:44.896] [01:47.642] [01:50.892] [01:52.136] [01:53.888] [01:56.140] [01:57.892] [02:00.394] [02:01.131] [02:02.132] [02:03.134] [02:04.140] [02:05.151] [02:05.891] [02:06.882] [02:08.139] [02:09.636] [02:10.641] [02:12.643] [02:13.888] [02:15.638] [02:19.138] [02:22.140] [02:23.895] [02:26.386] [02:29.640] [02:31.894] [02:33.141] [02:37.636] [02:38.204]