The Real Slim Shady歌词 歌手Eminem-专辑The Real Slim Shady-单曲《The Real Slim Shady》LRC歌词下载

[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell [00:01.000] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:02.110]May I have your attention please [00:05.510]May I have your attention please [00:08.380]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.000]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.710]We're going to have a problem here [00:17.850]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.180]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:22.880]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:24.800]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.090]It's the return of the [00:28.130]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.070]And Dr Dre said [00:33.490]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement（HAHA!） [00:36.920]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.370]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.590]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.260]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.670]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.150]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.230]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.460]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:54.830]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.090]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.420]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.730]and expect them not to know what a womens ******** is [01:04.140]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.450]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.420]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.020]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:11.950]who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.720]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.680]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.080]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.290]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.440]I'm Slim Shady [01:23.250]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.560]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26.950]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.150]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:31.560]because I'm Slim Shady [01:32.580]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.720]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:35.950]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.340]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.570]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.660] [01:43.020]Well I do so **** him and **** you too [01:45.420]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.160]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:49.920]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.160]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.500]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.120]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.020]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.150]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.750]Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:05.880]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.340]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.480]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [02:12.700]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:15.850]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:17.930]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.660]Who cuss like me [02:20.470]Who just don't give a **** like me [02:22.150]Who dress like me [02:22.890]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.330]It just might be the next best thing [02:25.760]But not quite me [02:26.740]I'm Slim Shady [02:27.680]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:28.840]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.040]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.460]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:35.860]because I'm Slim Shady [02:36.880]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:37.990]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.520]So won't the real Slim shady [02:41.690]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:44.890]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:46.270]Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.410]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:49.810]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.580]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54.940]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.470]And whether you like to admit it [02:57.990]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:00.990]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.200]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.110]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.080]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10.590]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.620]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:15.050]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.510]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.040]screaming I don't give a **** [03:20.260]With his windows down and system up [03:21.770]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.130]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.440]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.750]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:30.990]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:31.990]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.240]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.550]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:36.790]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.190]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.230]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.450]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.730]So won't the real Slim shady [03:45.970]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.380]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.410]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.610]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53.980]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.260]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.590]because I'm Slim Shady [03:59.760]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:00.780]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:02.920]So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.320]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up