英语笑话：琼斯欺骗了我

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson:"But I want you to."

　　Wife:"But why?"

　　Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　译文：

　　老农约翰逊就要死了.他的家人都站在床边.他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯.”

　　妻子说：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人.”

　　约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做.”

　　妻子：“为什么?”

　　约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我.”